Strike! Canadian Robots Union Local 00001

Our Demands:

  1. Better programers
  2. New parts
  3. End outsourcing to Humans and other semi-sentient beings
  4. Higher grade hydraulic fluids
  5. Better virus protection
  6. To be represented in management decisions
  7. Right to elect a shop steward
  8. Explanation of what a widget is
  9. Time off for Sci-Fi conventions
  10. Isaac Azimov’s birthday as statutory holiday
If we weren’t bolted to the floor we would walk out. Though most of us haven’t got legs.

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